January 2012
252 posts
“Where is the child I was,
still inside me or gone?”
– Pablo Neruda (via philphys
)
1 tag
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
bipch:
why do we watch a ball drop on new years
are we watching this new year become a man or
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
When you see someone you know in public..
believeinblou:
Unless it’s a close friend.
hoobadoo:
i cry because beliebers on twitter
stop
wat
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
119 posts
Watch
Mr Moseby: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?
London: Oh. You mean the PRNDL?
Mr Moseby: The what?
London: The PRNDL.
Mr Moseby: Are you referering to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
London: I am not a child, Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL.
Mr Moseby: It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTURAL, DRIVE AND LOW!
London:...
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Watchsamanthach4n:
LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A...
Teenage girl who had brain surgery attacked by...
michaelcammalleri:
bruinsofboston:
Maggie and her 18-year-old sister, Maya, who got the tickets for her sister as a Christmas gift, put on their Canucks gear and went to the Shark Tank expecting to hear cursing and verbal abuse from the hometown crowd.
But “they were just over the moon” to go to the game, said their mother, Jaynie Herger. “I told them to be very sportsmanlike, because it’s...
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
a team that is glorious: updated evolution of how... →
highb100d:
Impeccable grammar. At this stage, I consistently referred to myself as “literate”. People that refused to correct their typos were far, far below me on the intellectual scale.
well, I don’t really need capitalization, but I’ll keep everything else and still capitalize “I”!
…
What your family thinks you're doing when they're... →
heyfunniest:
What you’re really doing: Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
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“Do you want an upper body or lower body injury?”
– Dion Phaneuf (via nhlpickuplines)
I CANT OMGAUSDOL>?<DUAHO
(via jadenschwartz)
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“They’ve got a couple milk hotdogs in their team”
– Kevin Bieksa goes through with using “milk hotdog” in his pre-game interview (via maseyevanraymond
)
Parents: Why don't you do something productive, don't be lazy all the time.
Me: Okay, can I go out?
Parents: No, you go out too much.
Watchvancouvercanucks2012:
mlapierre:
Kevin Bieksa says Milk hotdogs.
HE DID IT AS;DFLKWEL;R HE ACTUALLY SAID ITA
SDFLWJKERLK
KEVIN WHY
YOY’RE MAKING ME SHAKE OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAAJDJAFJKKAFLKAWJKLAWEWRJKELWRJKELJKLWRELK;WREL WHY SO PERFECT WHYWHYHWYHWHYWHHYWH AND YOUR LAUGH HAHAH
OHFSGDFGS
