July 2012
pkaner:
how do you even celebrate canada day
hey look at me i’m excited eating some poutine celebratin my country and my phone goes off omfg one of my players was traded!!!! omfg they were traded to the bRUINS kill me kill me kill me omfg my life is over flies into her bedroom and cries herself into oblivion
lolllllllll
June 2012
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
raphmike:
That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
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basically I do nothing and expect the world
